why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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