Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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