Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.