This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it