Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again