i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm determined to sit on that face.