I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
