Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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