New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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