do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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