i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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