i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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