I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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