What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
try to milk me bitch
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