These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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