god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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