New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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