This girl is more easily done than said...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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