Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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