You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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