Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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