Dual....:-)
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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