That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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