I want to have your abortion
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
