Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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