their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you would pick up someone in the library
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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