In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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