Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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