Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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