dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"