tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.