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• (619): View more from California

  Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Why do you think it's a no-pants party?

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor

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