Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Houston, we have a squirter
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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