Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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