we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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