I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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