if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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