Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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