every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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