The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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