Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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