So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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