why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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