I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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