Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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