Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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