Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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