Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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