I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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