Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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