I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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