Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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