we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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