found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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