Who did Billy Mays play for?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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