last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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