Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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