I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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