problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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