wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We're too hungover to prance.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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