i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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