I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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