Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
These tits shall not be calmed
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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